IKEA & Furniture Assembly
Flat-pack furniture built right, dialed in square, and your space left clean.
Allen wrench got you beat, partner? We assemble IKEA and every other flat-pack brand — bookshelves, dining room tables and chairs, entertainment centers, KALLAX units, bedframes, desks, dressers, office chairs, work benches, Decked USA tool box truck bed installations, BBQ grills, bicycles, and toys. Drawers get aligned so they close square, doors hang true, and every joint gets a once-over so your piece stands solid and safe. When we're done we fold all the packing material neatly back into the box it came in and set it out by your trash cans — no mountain of cardboard left in your living room. Clean, comfortable Southern hospitality is our specialty.
What's Included
What's Actually Involved
The wordless manual and a hundred cam locks — a real look at the part that separates a clean pro job from an expensive mistake.


The famous wordless IKEA manual — sunrise to moonlight, one Allen wrench, and a prayer. IKEA tools are designed to be the last resort if you were stranded on a deserted island.

Page 7 of a MALM bed frame — cam locks, dowels, and a sequence that has to go in the right order or you are taking it back apart.

Three-door IKEA wardrobe with mirror — over a hundred cam locks, dead square, doors hanging true. Built solid and freestanding.

Desk with hutch and drawers — every shelf level, every drawer gliding smooth, built right the first time.

Entertainment center with slatted doors — big flat-pack, zero leftover parts, standing solid.

Bar room furniture is our jam too — pub table and swivel stools, plus pool cue stands and racks. Game room, meet your new best friend.
Everybody thinks flat-pack is easy till they're three hours in, staring at a wordless diagram with a leftover bag of cam locks and a drawer that won't close square. A PAX wardrobe or a big KALLAX run has a hundred-plus little connectors that all have to go in the right way, in the right order — miss the order and you're taking it back apart.
Sort the hardware and read the (wordless) diagram
Cam locks, dowels, and screws all look close but they aren't — we sort them and map the assembly order before the first panel goes together.
Build it dead square and true
Panels have to go together perfectly square so drawers glide and doors hang even — we check the diagonals as it comes together, not after.
Align the drawers and doors, then snug every joint
Drawer fronts and doors get dialed in so the gaps are even, and every cam lock gets a final snug so the whole piece stands solid.
Hardware sorted, frame built dead square, drawers and doors dialed in, every joint snugged — that's the difference between furniture that stands solid for years and a wobbly heap with a bag of spare cam locks. That's why a big flat-pack build earns a Pain in the Ass Factor of 7. Allen wrench got you beat? Let us handle it, partner.
Brands We Service
Straight Off the Truck — Builds We're Proud Of
Every one of these came out of a box on a real Florida driveway, partner. No stock photos — just our work, left clean with Southern hospitality.

Argh! The Flying Dragon Pirate Ship Bed
Pirate ship bed with trundle drawer, cannons, and full mast — built plank by plank, square and solid. Argh! 🏴☠️
Themed kid beds are a whole different animal — dozens of panels, a trundle drawer that has to roll true, and a mast that has to stand straight. We built this one solid and freestanding, checked every cam lock, and folded the cardboard back in the box out by the bins.

Or… you could just call us, partner 🤠
Clearance-section furniture comes home in a box every single time. We bring the tools, the patience, and the Southern hospitality — you keep your weekend and your marriage.
Frequently Asked Questions
IKEA & Furniture Assembly — Available in All Three Markets
Same crew, same flat-rate pricing, same 25 years of know-how. Pick your neck of the woods, partner.
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Professional ikea & furniture assembly done right, done fast, done today.